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Hey there weekday warriors,
Letās break down the yuge day for the US economy, shall we?
Enjoy the next 4 minutes and 14 seconds of blue-chip news and commentary.
Keep on snapping necks and cashing checks,
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+ US stocks āpopped to fresh records Wednesday as investors digested a one-two punch: a cooler-than-expected reading on inflation, and the Federal Reserve holding interest rates steady but slashing projections for cuts this year.ā (Yahoo! Finance)
+ The 10-year Treasury yield āfell Wednesday after the Federal Reserve indicated it was making inroads on inflation following a cool May CPI report." (CNBC)
+ Oil āsettled higher on Wednesday as ongoing tensions in the Middle East lent support to prices, but news that interest rate cuts could start as late as December capped gains, following the Federal Reserve's statement concluding its two-day meeting.ā (Reuters)
+ Bitcoin āand other leading cryptocurrencies popped Wednesday after a widely watched inflation gauge showed that U.S. consumer prices increased last month by less than economists had expected.ā (Decrypt)
+ The three most talked about stocks on WallStreetBets in the past 24 hours were: 1) Apple +2.8% 2) C3.ai +0.9% 3) Nvidia +3.5%
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The market moves you need to know aboutā¦
+ Shares of Whirlpool jumped 6.2% on the best kind of speculationā¦ āvagueā speculation about a potential takeover.
+ Still riding the high from its AI-fueled WWDC event on Monday, Apple rose another 2.8%ā¦ briefly passing Microsoft as the most valuable company in the US.
+ Taiwan Semi was up 4.3% yesterday after analysts pointed out that it could be a major beneficiary of the Apple AI takeover.
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A pretty nice little Saturday Wednesday
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Yesterday was the economic equivalent of when Cinco de Mayo falls on a Saturdayā¦
We got both CPI data and a Fed decision. Something that happens about as often as Elon creating a safe and welcoming workplace for womenā¦
First upā¦
The Consumer Price Index dropped bright and early.
And, we finally got some relief. Prices were flat month over month and up 3.3% vs. last year. Thatās not a typoā¦ prices didn't increase vs. last month. The last time that happened was July 2022 (to be fair, that was probably just because inflation had soared so much the month prior). Both figures were below the Streetās expectations.
Speaking of better than expectedā¦ the core variety of CPI rose 0.2% vs. April and 3.4% YoY. Both came in 0.1% lower than consensus.
We are so f*cking back.
As you might have guessed, investors welcomed the news. The Nasdaq rose nearly 1% in the first ~1 hour of trading.
Fast-forward to 2 PM ESTā¦
All eyes were on the Fedā¦
Unsurprisingly, following its two-day meeting, the Federal Open Market Committee left rates unchanged.
But like Heath Ledgerās Joker saidā¦ āItās not about the rates, itās about sending a message.ā And the message in the Fedās statement was loud and clear: donāt expect a bunch of rate cuts this year. The FOMC adjusted its forecast down from 3 expected rate cuts back in March to just 1.
The Fed also mentioned that it had seen āmodestā progress on inflation, which is better than ānoneāā¦ I guess?
That 2:30 feelingā¦
About 30 minutes after we got our hands on the Fed statement, J-Poww took the stage for his post-meeting press conference.
Per usual, J-Poww put on a masterclass in Fed speak. He simultaneously indicated that heās happy with the progress on inflation (ārecent monthly [inflation] readings have eased somewhatā) while indicating that thereās work to be done.
But investors didnāt give a damn about all that. They just wanted to know if the Fed had any intentions of hiking rates.
Good newsā¦ Jerome made it pretty clear: āno one has that as their base case.ā
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+ Broadcom (+2.3% // +14.5% after hours) just asked ChatGPT to copy Nvidiaās playbookā¦
The chipmaker just dropped earnings that blew past the Streetās expectations. Thanks, in part, to its work with AI giants like Google. And just in case that didnāt get investorsā blood pumping like a gas station b*ner pill, the 2024 revenue guidance hike definitely did.
Broadcom didnāt stop there, though. It also announced a 10-for-1 split in a move straight out of the Gospel According to Jensen.
Shares reacted exactly how youād expect.
+ Imagine investing in a theater chain that doesnāt have a cult-like following of investors who refer to themselves as apesā¦
Sony (-1.2%) just bought Alamo Drafthouse, the 7th largest theater chain in the US. You probably know it better as the place you blacked out during a matinĆ©e showing of ā80 for Bradyā (the chain is known for serving food and booze).
The move is notable considering Sony is the first studio in 75 years to own a theater chain. You see, up until 2020, film studios were barred from owning cinema chains.
+ Probably nothing, butā¦
Trading volume for GameStop (-16.5%) calls with the exact strike price and expiration of Keith Gill/Roaring Kittyās massive position (120k options) was 9x its 30-day average yesterday. Of course, we canāt definitively say Keith was behind the moveā¦ but we can all agree it was him, right?
The move pushed shares down more than 16% late in the session yesterday.
+ Whatās that? You thought some NFL games were the pinnacle of live sports programming at Netflix?
Think again. The streamer is bringing us the greatest live event in the history of sport: CHESTNUT VS. KOBAYASHI: UNFINISHED BEEF. Joey Chestnut will face off against his biggest rival, Kobayashi (who hasnāt competed at Nathanās 4th of July event in 15 years) live on Netflix Labor Day Weekend.
And now itās becoming a bit more clear why Joey Chestnut was banned from Nathanās eventā¦
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+ What the Fed rate decision means for bank accounts, CDs, loans, and credit cards (Read)
+ Whole Foods CEO shares the No. 1 red flag he sees in employees: I learned it āthe hard wayā (Read)
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āŖ Yesterday, we were keeping an eye on CPI data, the FOMC meeting/presser, and Broadcomās earnings. You can check out all the details aboveā¦
ā© Here's what weāre keeping an eye on today...
+ PPI data (CPIās less popular cousin) drops
+ Lovesac reports before the bell
+ Adobe and Restoration Hardware report after the close
+ Tesla holds its annual meetingā¦ where shareholders will vote on Elonās $56B pay package
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Yesterday, I asked, āIf you show up to a BBQ this summer and they're only serving meatless meat, what's your move?ā
You guys didnāt disappointā¦
1) Drinking all their beer (assuming itās not non-alcoholic)
2) Not eating. Stopping for food on the way home.
(big gap)
3) Leaving. Immediately.
Hereās todayās questionā¦
Tyson vs. Paul. Chestnut vs. Kobayashi. Gimmicky exhibition matches. A behind-the-scenes show for pretty much every sportā¦
Is Netflix becoming ESPN the Ocho? |
Before you goā¦
The European mind cannot comprehend thisā¦
The only way to make this truly authentic is to rope off half of the restaurant with a smoking section
ā Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC)
8:33 PM ā¢ Jun 12, 2024
Twitter making likes private got the sort of reaction youād expect from the internetā¦ (Twitter)
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Does this look like the face of a guy you should take financial advice from?
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No, itās the face of an individual who is financially irresponsible/dumb enough to be talked into spending money on a family photo shoot that he could have just done with his iPhone. So, act accordingly...
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