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And Netflix gives sports another go
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+ US stocks âwere higher after the close on Monday, as gains in the Industrials, Basic Materials and Consumer Services sectors led shares higher." (Investing.com)
+ The 10-year Treasury yield was lower Monday âas investors look ahead to this weekâs Federal Reserve policy meeting." (CNBC)
+ Oil "settled up slightly on Monday as OPEC+ production cuts failed to fully offset worries around crude oversupply and softer fuel demand growth next year." (Reuters)
+ Bitcoin âfell 7% Monday after topping $44,000 last week, according to Coinbase.â (CNBC)
+ The three most talked about stocks on WallStreetBets in the past 24 hours were: 1) AMD +4.26% 2) Nvidia -1.85% 3) Tesla -1.68%.
Epic fail
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Google cannot stop taking Lâs in 2023. It blew the equivalent of a 10-run lead in the bottom of the 9th in the AI race (bonus: it epically botched its AI chatbot rollout)âŚ
And late yesterday, a jury handed it a major defeat vs. Epic Games, the studio that makes Fortnite (perhaps youâve heard of it?).
A little history lessonâŚ
Epic declared war on Google and Apple back in 2020. It claimed the two created monopolies with their app stores⌠which, by definition, would make them very much not monopolies, but I digress.
Apple beat the case back in 2021, escaping with the equivalent of a slap on the wrist following a nasty trial.
But Google wasnât so luckyâŚ
The jury ruled in favor of Epic on all counts. Those are SBF-type stats.
After just a few hours the jury not only decided that Google had created a monopoly in the Android App distribution market (Exhibit A: right now you canât download another app store on the Google Play StoreâŚ), but it also ruled that Google illegally bundled its Play Store and billing together. Read: developers canât get featured in the Store unless they agree to Googleâs medieval app tax (30% of all in-app purchases).
So Epic is about to secure the bag?
For Epic, itâs not about money, itâs about sending a message. Donât believe me? The Fortnite maker isnât suing for monetary damages.
We wonât know until January what Epicâs prize is for winning. But we do know whatâs on their wishlist: allowing for other app stores to appear on the Google Play Store⌠and giving apps the option to offer users their own in-house billing systems (see: Google tax avoidance).
Of course, Epic could pocket millions of extra dollars annually if it doesnât have to share its revenue with Google. Ok, so maybe it is about the moneyâŚ
What does Google have to say for itself?
Youâre not going to believe this, but Google plans to appeal. And, to be fair, their defense is rock solid: âhow can we be a monopoly if we are constantly competing with the Apple App Store?â
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+ Harvard career expert shares the 3 red flags of âhighly insecureâ people at workâand how to deal with them (Read)
+ Hereâs why even Americans making more than $100,000 live paycheck to paycheck (Read)
+ 3 top Wall Street strategists share their New Year's resolutions for investing in 2024 (Read)
+ ICYMI yesterday... Time to buy? Why the prices of Rolex and other luxury Swiss watches keep falling. (Read)
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Tucker Carlson is leaving X behind. But not because he doesnât see eye to eye with Elon or anything. Itâs a little more self-serving: Carlson is launching the Tucker Carlson Network (super original name, btw). The service will cost your dad (who is addicted to Zyn and recites the pledge of allegiance every morning) $9 per month.
Rachel Maddow for Republicans was allegedly in conversations with X to build out a streaming platform, but the company couldnât figure out the tech in time. That is zero percent surprising when you consider that Elon cut like 80% of the social networkâs workforce. (Read)
+ A bunch of roughnecks that could pass for extras in Friday Night Lights (the show, not the movie) are about to have a new employer. Occidental Petroleum just bought Permian Basin oil driller, CrownRock, for $12B. The move will add about 170k barrels per day to Oxyâs output. Fun fact: the only thing Warren Buffett loves more than Oxy (he owns 26% of the company) is swinging. (Read)
+ *Double-checks the name of Hasbroâs CEO*
According to an internal memo sent by Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks, the toy maker plans to ruin ~1.1k familiesâ holidays. The company is laying off about 15% of its workforce.
But, the writing was on the wall. Last quarter, the company cut its full-year outlook, sharing that it expects up to a 15% decline in sales. Woof. Turns out in the aftermath of ârona boi toy sales have been softer than an Ivy League president on hate speech.
Shares fell 5.5% after hours⌠and are down more than 20% on the year. (Read)
+ Macyâs is magical this time of year. The hustle and bustle of holiday shoppers. The enchanting festive displays. And shares going to the f*cking moon. Macyâs stonk jumped 21% on news that an investor group had made a $5.8B offer for the OG brick-and-mortar retailer. (Read)
+ Once again, Netflix is playing âjust the tipâ with sports. On the heels of its live golf event that featured PGA Tour players and F1 drivers, NFLX plans to stream an exhibition tennis match between Rafael Nadal and Carlos Alcaraz. And this means weâre about to get Drive to Survive for tennis, doesnât it? (Read)
Meanwhile, on The Water Coolest blogâŚ
+ Weâre never getting Amazon delivery drones, are we? (Read on the TWC Blog)
+ ICYMI⌠We finally know why Sam Altman was fired from OpenAI⌠(Read on the TWC Blog)
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Here's what I'm keeping an eye on today...
+ Consumer Price Index data for November drops
+ L3Harris Technologies' holds its investor day
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Yesterday I asked What do you regret not doing/getting done in 2023?
The only right answer: not seeing Taylor Swiftâs Eras Tour (the actual concert, not the movie).
Hereâs todayâs questionâŚ
Itâs my wifeâs birthday this week. Being so close to the holidays complicates gift-giving. SoâŚ
What should I get my wife for her birthday?
Reply directly to this email. Iâll share the best answers tomorrow (so you can use them for holiday gift ideas).
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