💦 Help me help you

Don't miss your chance to shape the future of The Water Coolest

Hey there weekday warrior,

Happy Sunday.

I’ll keep it short so you can get back to trading Fart Coin or spending your one unsupervised weekend a month with your kids or whatever the hell it is you do when you’re not reading The Water Coolest…

I NEED YOUR HELP.

Your feedback is the only way to make The Water Coolest even better and ensure it’s around for your grandkids’ grandkids.

So help me help you by taking the TWC Q2 2025 survey RIGHT NOW.

It’ll only take a few minutes and make TWC at least 420% more enjoyable.

Keep on snapping necks and cashing checks,

P.S. Since I’m not above bribery, I’m giving away $150 Amazon gift cards to three (3) randomly selected participants.