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And the end of Apple vs. Epic
Hey there weekday warriors,
Donāt feel too bad if you canāt afford a Tesla. Especially if you live in Chicago. Teslaās (and, to be fair, other EVs) have reportedly been handling the cold about as well as Elon handles SEC oversight. There have been complaints about Teslas being unable to hold a charge. And, apparently, supercharging stations have become Tesla graveyardsā¦
Hereās what else weāre getting into todayā¦
Spirit crashes
Apple vs. Epic is over
Burger King is coming for the throne
Enjoy the next 4 minutes and 9 seconds of blue-chip news and commentary.
Keep on snapping necks and cashing checks,
+ US stocks āclosed lower Tuesday as investors digested a slew of earnings and a jump in Treasury yields after Fed Governor Christopher Waller downplayed the need for speed on rate cuts.ā (Reuters)
+ The 10-year Treasury yield ārose on Tuesday to kick off a shortened trading week after Fed commentary indicated the central bank make lower rates at a slower rate than the market had anticipated." (CNBC)
+ Oil prices āwere little changed on Tuesday, pressured as the dollar jumped to its highest in a month but supported by jitters about the impact to energy supplies from escalating tensions in the Middle East.ā (Reuters)
+ Bitcoin ācontinues to rebound even as the spot BTC ETFs fail to meet investorsā expectations.ā (Cointelegraph)
+ The three most talked about stocks on WallStreetBets in the past 24 hours were: 1) Spirit -47.09% 2) AMD +8.31% 3) Tesla +0.47%.
Thatās the Spirit
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Just a horrendous few weeks for companies named Spirit in the airline industryā¦
Spirit Aerosystems built the fuselage with a āleaky plugā that led to the Alaska Airlines mid-air blowoutā¦
Then, yesterday, a judge reviewing JetBlueās acquisition of Spirit Airlines (no relation to Spirit Aerosystemsā¦ or Spirit Halloween) went all āyouāll get nothing and like it.ā
The Federal judge blocked JetBlueās $3.8B acquisition of Spirit, agreeing with the DOJ that the deal was of the anticompetitive nature. Because Uncle Sam will not sit around and let JetBlue rob us of ultra-cheap fares and piss poor customer experience.
Spirit shares did their best Boeing impression following the news. The stock was down ~50%. That is not a typo. JetBlue jumped almost 5%, because, you know, crisis averted.
JetBlue and Spirit will likely appeal the decision, which could prove difficult to overturn. In SAVE and JBLUās defenseā¦ the four major airlines (most of which were formed via mergers) control 80% of the US air travel market. Together, JetBlue and Spirit would have less than 10% market shareā¦
WTF?
The Biden administration has been tough on American companies that broke out their deal sleds. Big tech mergers have met opposition over the past few years. And the Jet Blue-Spirit decision certainly doesnāt bode well for Alaska Airlineās $1.9B acquisition of Hawaiian Airlines.
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+ Ever wondered how members of Congress cash in after they retire? Look no further than Tom Suozzi's financial disclosures (Read)
+ This was the average US home price from the ā40s through the ā80s ā How much did one cost in the decade you were born? (Read)
+ ICYMI... US residents must make this much to afford a home in 2024, realtor claims: āThe old American dream diedā (Read)
+ āIāve wonā¦ but at what cost?ā - Apple and Epic, probably
Yesterday, the final boss of the judicial system (read: US Supreme Court) decided it wonāt hear Epic or Appleās respective appeals, which, for the record, are related to the same case. You might recall that the two have been suing (and countersuing) each other (and appealing) for the better part of 3 years.
Epic fired the first shots, claiming Appleās 30% āApple taxā (read: what developers pay Apple for the honor and privilege of being listed in the App Store) violates antitrust laws. Turns out it doesnāt. And the Supreme Court decision means the initial ruling from 2021 will stand. A judge said that the iPhone maker didnāt break any antitrust laws, but it should allow app makers to offer users the option to pay outside the Apple ecosystem, and as such, avoid the 30% fee.
And, well, that means both Apple and Epic are taking Lāsā¦ which is probably why both were appealing the decision to the Supreme Court. Epic thought the ruling didnāt go far enough in making Apple its b*tch. And Apple dislikes very much that itās being robbed of the (egregious) fees it believes are its God-given right.
AAPL fell more than 2% on the news but recovered to close down ~1%. (Read)
+ Iāll just leave this right hereā¦ āWhopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper. Junior, double, triple, Whopper.ā (because if I am going to have this stuck in my head all day, so are youā¦)
Restaurant Brands International, the owner of Burger King, is ponying up $1B forā¦ wait for itā¦ ~1k Burger King locations. Stay with me. BK is buying out one of its largest franchisees (Carrolsā) as part of a turnaround plan.
It plans to remodel around 600 of Carrolsā BK Lounges in hopes of flipping them to new, more local franchisees in 5 to 7 years.
Shares of Restaurant Brands were down 3.3% on the day. (Read)
+ Goldman is back on its bullsh*t. DJ D-Sol got a much-needed win when GS dropped better-than-expected earnings on Tuesday before the bell. And get this, its profit actually climbed (51% to be exact) vs. last year. Thatās something the other major US banks canāt say. Goldman managed to get away with paying the FDIC just $529Mā¦ much less than the billion-dollar charges its more consumer-facing foes were hit with. Shares rose 0.7% on the day. (Read)
What else?
+ Today in things that are 0% surprisingā¦ Boeing fell another 8%. Shares fell out of the sky after news dropped that Boeing brought on an independent advisor to have a look at quality control. Spoiler: you are watching Boeing CEO David Calhoun put on a master class in spin zoning. (Read)
+ The Pirate Ship just lost its captain. Barstool Sports CEO Erika Ayers Badan announced that sheās stepping aside. (Read)
Here's what I'm keeping an eye on today...
+ Charles Schwab, US Bancorp, and Alcoa report
+ December retail sales report drops
+ Seriously, donāt forget to eat your bugsā¦ the World Economic Forum continues all week
Yesterday, I asked Who is the worst person in the viral Cloudflare layoff video? (Brittany? HR?)
Pretty much all of you agree that HR is the culprit here.
Hereās todayās questionā¦
I was lucky enough to work for Erika Ayers Badan. She was an incredible leader and boss. Soā¦
What is the defining quality of a great boss?
Reply directly to this email and Iāll share the results tomorrow.
Oh, and one more thingā¦
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