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Unfiltered coverage of markets, big business, and the main characters that run the show. And what it all means for the rest of us.

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Jun 26, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Crude Intentions

And The Social Network 2 is coming to a theater near you

Tyler Morin

Jun 25, 2025

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11 min read

💦 You win some, you lose some

And a fast-food breakup

Tyler Morin

Jun 24, 2025

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12 min read

💦 My 600-lb Fail

And Tesla's "successful" Robotaxi rollout

Tyler Morin

Jun 23, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Perplexing

And WW3 better not ruin my summer plans

Tyler Morin

Jun 21, 2025

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3 min read

💦 Built different

This company is taking a page out of Henry Ford's playbook

Tyler Morin

Jun 20, 2025

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11 min read

💦 This is only a test

And Zuck won't stop making it rain on AI talent

Tyler Morin

Jun 19, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Zuck’s assembling a team

And the wait for NikeSkims just got a little longer

Tyler Morin

💦 Jamie Dimon would like to be friends with benefits

Jun 18, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Jamie Dimon would like to be friends with benefits

And Andy Jassy just dropped a bomb

Tyler Morin

Jun 17, 2025

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11 min read

💦 WhatsAds

And kiss me through the Trump phone

Tyler Morin

Jun 16, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Unstable

And 23andMe has a new (old) owner

Tyler Morin