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💦 Big Swingin Dick's Sporting Goods

💦 Big Swingin Dick's Sporting Goods

And Walmart has lost its fastball

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💦 HBO Go

💦 HBO Go

And the real reason UnitedHealth's CEO stepped down

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💦 Hoteling

💦 Hoteling

And an update on that publicly traded NJ deli

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💦 So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

💦 So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

And wake up babe, new S&P 500 member just dropped

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💦 NOT The Onion

💦 NOT The Onion

And US-China "trade deal"

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💦 The Tesla of housing

💦 The Tesla of housing

What if building a house could be as simple as building a car?

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💦 Krispy Kremed

💦 Krispy Kremed

And new trade deal just dropped

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💦 Life comes at you fast

💦 Life comes at you fast

And the Fed decision drops

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💦 Food fight

💦 Food fight

And AMD says, "what recession?"

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💦 Palantired

💦 Palantired

And Skechers goes private

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💦 Succession

💦 Succession

And maybe my grandkids can enjoy GTA VI

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💦 Kohl's CEO doesn't kiss and tell

💦 Kohl's CEO doesn't kiss and tell

And Q2 is TBD

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