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💦 Inzyncible

💦 Inzyncible

And Nintendo drops a new console

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💦 You will never get this

💦 You will never get this

And Hindenburg Research is calling it quits

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💦 Lawsuit secured

💦 Lawsuit secured

And Jame Dimon successor spoilers

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💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

And Bill Ackman is back on his bullsh*t

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💦 Zero Zucks given

💦 Zero Zucks given

And RIP Venu

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💦 TickTock

💦 TickTock

And hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Optimus is coming

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💦 Hi, is this available?

💦 Hi, is this available?

And Jensen Huang goes scorched earth

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💦 Community noted

💦 Community noted

And picture this...

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💦 Media "merger"

💦 Media "merger"

And global warming isn't Vail Resorts only problem

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💦 Alcohol is bad mmkay

💦 Alcohol is bad mmkay

And POTUS pulls the plug on a huge merger

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💦 Tesla goes up in smoke

💦 Tesla goes up in smoke

And Tim Apple has got some explaining to do

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💦 Holiday hangover

💦 Holiday hangover

Here's what you (probably) missed

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