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Unfiltered coverage of markets, big business, and the main characters that run the show. And what it all means for the rest of us.

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Jun 6, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Boy, that escalated quickly

And Lululemon's got a big problem

Tyler Morin

Jun 5, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Things that feel legal but aren’t

And some bleak jobs data

Tyler Morin

Jun 4, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Looking like a snack (wrap)

And Wells Fargo is out on bail

Tyler Morin

Jun 3, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Your move, Google

And Neuralink wants to drill baby drill

Tyler Morin

Jun 2, 2025

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12 min read

💦 This is the end

And Tinder has a new screening feature

Tyler Morin

May 30, 2025

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13 min read

💦 POTUS would like to speak to the manager

And Zuck and Palmer Luckey kiss and make up

Tyler Morin

May 29, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Jensen can’t keep getting away with this...

And we've got friendly fire in the trade war

Tyler Morin

May 28, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Memorial Day Weekend was a movie for AMC

And Apple's latest plan to keep you inside its walled garden

Tyler Morin

May 27, 2025

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11 min read

💦 OnlyFunds

And a wild day for tariffs

Tyler Morin

May 23, 2025

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11 min read

💦 iGlasses

And one big beautiful newsletter

Tyler Morin

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