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💦 Everything bagel

💦 Everything bagel

And Google employees call the wah-mbulance

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💦 DeepImpact

💦 DeepImpact

And Tim Apple was like "hey we're doing AI too"

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💦 Capex go brrr

💦 Capex go brrr

And RIP DEI

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💦 Smooth Operator

💦 Smooth Operator

And Paul Pelosi has still got his fastball

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💦 Elon vs. Everybody

💦 Elon vs. Everybody

And Apple down bad

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💦 I'm a creep

💦 I'm a creep

And I'm a weirdo

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💦 First day of school

💦 First day of school

And TikTok lives to fight another day

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💦 I want you to get the word out there that we back up

💦 I want you to get the word out there that we back up

Special TikTok edition

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💦 Inzyncible

💦 Inzyncible

And Nintendo drops a new console

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💦 You will never get this

💦 You will never get this

And Hindenburg Research is calling it quits

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💦 Lawsuit secured

💦 Lawsuit secured

And Jame Dimon successor spoilers

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💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

And Bill Ackman is back on his bullsh*t

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