And OpenAI goes full spin zone
And OpenAI embraces capitalism
And China gets it stimulus on
And Microsoft gets put in a body bag
And nuclear power is so back
And Olive Garden has learned nothing from Red Lobster
And somebody needs to stop Snap
And there's a new second-richest person
And Donny Politics isn't selling
And Wells Fargo has still got its fastball
And it's OpenAI's world and we're just living in it
And the EU fun police strike again