And Olive Garden has learned nothing from Red Lobster
And somebody needs to stop Snap
And there's a new second-richest person
And Donny Politics isn't selling
And Wells Fargo has still got its fastball
And it's OpenAI's world and we're just living in it
And the EU fun police strike again
And Oracle has still got it
And a full recap of Friday's job report
And today's jobs report might be the most important of our lives
And Nordstrom is buying Nordstrom (stay with me)
And Constellation continues to dance on Bud Light's grave...